For the uninitiated, the upcoming season of the Real World will be filmed in DC. There have been a number of discussions about:
1) Where they’ll be living
2) When they’re arriving
3) Exactly how slutty the cast will be
The general consensus answers are:
1) 20th and S, in the heart of Dupont
2) Sometime the July 4th weekend
3) Super, super slutty.
Today there have been a number of reports of Real Worlders walking around in a confused manner, which is to be expected if you’re in a city where all intersections are 6-way, and you have trouble forming a sentence that doesn’t end in WooOOOoooo!
Let’s get to know our first cast member. Here is what I believe may be a rough bio, based on this picture taken from behind:
Name: Lainyea (pronounced: Lihn-aee-uaha)
Occupation: Future Real World / Road Rules Challenge competitor
Political Leanings:Â “I don’t care what none a y’all say; George Bush was an honest man”
General attitude toward life: Lainyea is a party girl who likes to go out and get a little crazy, but ultimately she has a good heart and knows she can count on her friends and family back home (when they are not abusing her). She has a long-term boyfriend named Tad who is sweet, and they are meant to be together. She thinks the Real World experience may test their love, but it will ultimately only strengthen their relationship.
Fun Fact: She thinks she can burp the alphabet, but she can’t. (Not so much due to esophageal problems as a poor knowledge of the alphabet)
If you’re looking to spot / accidentally run into / peeping tom the shit out of them, make your way to this intersection. Listen for the banshee calls and faint odor of sexual promiscuity.
