Cankles: An epidemic so serious, it's on CNN
“Far from being a medical term, “cankles” is slang for the part of the leg where the ankle meets the calf when there is no definition or indentation. In most cases, cankles are just large ankles — what used to be called ‘big bones.’”
CNN comes through for us again. Why talk about reforming health care when you can explore how people are reforming their ugly, bulky cankles into sexy, skinny ankles?
If a robot were invented in 1955 that learned break-dancing from a texbook, and then that robot had sex Gene Simmons, this would be their high, autistic love child.
And if that high, autistic robot/Kiss love child had a side kick, it would be the guy right behind him in the video.
And if there were a heaven, it would look like this damp, grassy field in Chicago, where techno filler music is played between band sets and we frolic with these two characters. For eternity.
Old Chester?
Sources close to the horse say that he was a “good boy” and enjoyed “carrots and sugar cubes.” There is no word yet from authorities regarding whether the horse killings may be related to a spate goat-bludgeonings that paralyzed the greater Pensacola area last week.
MSNBC: THE place for politics
I can’t decide which is more horrifying: MSNBC’s conception of what constitutes news, or that there are people out there who buy commemorative party hats for their pug’s first birthday.
The liberal mainstream media and government-run schools had given me the impression that Iraq was actually located between Iran and Syria, and that Egypt was in Africa. Thanks for setting me straight, Fox News.
