If a robot were invented in 1955 that learned break-dancing from a texbook, and then that robot had sex Gene Simmons, this would be their high, autistic love child.
And if that high, autistic robot/Kiss love child had a side kick, it would be the guy right behind him in the video.
And if there were a heaven, it would look like this damp, grassy field in Chicago, where techno filler music is played between band sets and we frolic with these two characters. For eternity.
