Jumpkick to Freedom

What is America?

Is it a group of 50 states?  Is it a commitment to shared ideals of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness?  Is it headlong sprint to a consumerist knee-jerk apocalypse?

Jumpkick to Freedom seeks to answer this question through a variety of means, none of which makes sense.

If you believe that any portion of this site violates domestic law, international law, or commonly recognized treaties, please contact me at Dan[at]jumpkicktofreedom.com.

I will either gently comply, or dispatch a team of hired thugs to address your complaint.

Fan mail and well wishes can also be directed to the above address.  Similarly, I will either humbly acknowledge it, or dispatch a team of hired thugs to enforce a restraining order.