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Comment on Bob McDonnell’s State of the Union Rainbow Background by Brandon

Brandon — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 23:17:54 +0000

Are you trying to suggest that the guests pictured here are not representative of the GOP? Sir, I am shocked and appalled.

I assume that many members of the GOP are closet homosexuals, so that’s probably why they don’t explicitly include them as guests at these events. He doesn’t need a sign because his whole demeanor clearly says “I pound butt”.

Comment on Five things to know: Architecture by InstantKarmah

InstantKarmah — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 21:34:29 +0000

Instructions for non-Arabic speakers on saying “Khalifa.”
Syllable No. 1: Cut off your air supply. Attempt to say anything. The sound that will come out is “Kha.”
Syllable No. 2: Say “Leef-ah.”
You’re welcome.

Comment on My Boyfriend is the President by InstantKarmah

InstantKarmah — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:38:11 +0000

I laughed, I cried … I felt violated, confused …

Comment on Kanye West Insults My Blog by Mark

Mark — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 17:57:25 +0000

FIRST!!

Comment on Minnesota: Land of 10,000 useless art objects by Mark

Mark — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 17:56:07 +0000

First a spoon with cherry on it, and now the Twins get swept by the Yankees. If the Vikings start faltering, people are going to start hanging themselves by the cherry stem.

SRSLY tho, I was just in MPLS in June and saw no such art with my bros.

Comment on Minnesota: Land of 10,000 useless art objects by Dan

Dan — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 16:56:24 +0000

Well there you have it. There are at least 3 people who have heard of the cherry spoon. They may all have grown up within 20 miles of it, but I guess that’s what happens with internet polls.

And yes, the bean in chicago (apparently the official name is the “Cloudgate”) is indeed superior. This is a fact widely acknowledged in the national artistic community.

I hope Favre stays on the Vikings for another ten years, or until he develops rickets, whichever comes first. If I were a vikings fan, I’d probably prefer that they just snap it directly to AP and save a few million dollars, or put in someone who can throw the ball more than 10 yards through the air.

Comment on Minnesota: Land of 10,000 useless art objects by MplsGuy

MplsGuy — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 21:52:03 +0000

I take personal Offense to this… You live in a city full of Historic Monuments and they’re all so useful and awesome. We’ve got a spoon bridge and cherry and it’s artistically significant.

Are you saying that the Bean in Chicago is useful because it makes a funny reflection of you when you look at it?

You’re just upset that we’ve got Favre now and he’s still got it.

Comment on Minnesota: Land of 10,000 useless art objects by Glenn Beck

Glenn Beck — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 21:39:03 +0000

Even I’ve heard of it, and I’m completely detached from reality. So, there you go…

Comment on Minnesota: Land of 10,000 useless art objects by Everyone

Everyone — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 21:31:08 +0000

Yes, we’ve all seen it, it’s very famous.

Comment on Abraham Lincoln reads his foreword to Michael Ian Black’s New Book by InstantKarmah

InstantKarmah — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 15:14:00 +0000

“The maiden who first felt my manual intrusion.” Gold.